helloitsbees:

the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

(via writterings)

everythingfox:

Do you like this taps?

(via)

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

vs.

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

vs.

It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

vs.

Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

vs.

All Works of Fiction Represent Constructed Realities and by Demanding a Lack of Plot Holes, You Are Improperly Importing the Rules of Objective Reality into a Subjective Creation that Must Be Judged Primarily on Its Aesthetic Merits

vs.

Dude, Just Come-up With a Headcanon Like A Normal Human Being

(via sparklerogers)

evilnicegirl:

scarecrowomen:

randynewmansjungle:

detectivehole:

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying “i can’t. it’s locked” out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

this is how I pack for trips

trying to do anything on edibles

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

catasters:

sleepy-bebby:

(via manywinged)

00000000000000z-deactivated2022:

00000000000000z-deactivated2022:

I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.

instant classic

(via micro-usb-deactivated20230625)

anais-ninja-bitch:

just read the phrase “gutter nymph.” what a fucking mood. peak aesthetic. goals. this is the way. new identity acquired.

(via babzgordon)

cipheramnesia:

autisticexpression:

cipheramnesia:

meatmandean:

meatmandean:

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

Update

We have got to let men be bisexual, it’s getting out of hand.

Who is this man???

Unironically, I don’t know. Some guy with a beard.

(via phantomrose96)

silvysartfulness:

timetravelingcacti:

the-music-writer:

eclipseisminetocommand:

catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

You seriously not going to talk about the three times a horse funeral was mentioned on this flyer

T u e s d a y s

I hope Jim wasn’t the horse’s name…

(via phantomrose96)

0x1-deactivated20220826:

dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

(via manywinged)

thoodleoo:

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

(via manywinged)

cheapestroom:

sorry for being weird lately it’s just that ive been weird lately

(via ragsy)

libraryogre:

This is peak public librarian.

(via ragsy)

roserado:

iapislazuli:

dude my mom gave me cat pawbean gloves and socks and a cat ears hoodie. my older sister gave me a cat face mask. is my family trying to turn me into a catperson 

(via ragsy)